Chicken Fingerboards "Karen" Deck

Mmmmmm, that sweet sweet maple. Nothin’ quite like it. The weather is perfect. You can hear birds singing in the distance. Your fingerboard from the night before still sitting on your desk, beckoning you to switch flip it. Soft morning light seeping in from the crack in the blinds, shimming off its contours.

You hastily get up, throw on the same grimy pants you’ve been wearing for weeks, and grab your board. Today is for the streets. You know just the spot too. A marble planter outside an office building you had seen the day prior. The edge of which would be perfect for the nollie tre to front tail manny out combo you’ve been dreaming of. And the best part yet, it’s only a 5 minute walk away.

When you arrive, all look good. No security, the spot is in the shade, and it’s perfect standing height. As you approach you hear a rustling in the bushes lining the building and turn just in time to see… A WILD KAREN! They begin toward you, index finger pointed, and a look of pure distain. They have been waiting their whole life to tell you that you can’t fingerboard on this primo spot. But theres one thing they didn’t plan on. You couldn’t care less.

• Color will be randomly chosen!
• Gawk 3000 Low Mold
• Stickers Included